Monday’s Ramblings: Nanny or Mommy?

You know you’ve always wondered. Here are some pretty large indicators.

 

  • Picks child’s buggers with bare hands - Mommy
  • Wears heels - Nanny
  • Take’s child to the Home Depot playground – Mommy
  • Pushes stroller with one hand while texting with anoter – Nanny
  • Reads at coffee shop while baby sleeps – Nanny
  • Yells at park bullies – Mommy
  • Can’t navigate the stroller through Starbucks’ doors – Nanny…NEW Nanny
  • Won’t let child play with sidewalk chalk for fear of them eating it - Mommy…NEW Mommy